thatfunnyblog:

 

My day is complete.

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

i-cause-that-effect:

 



blurringlines:


Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
creepyboners:

monochorus1:

morrissarty:






“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat




i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
i’m speechless


It’s a fucking slinky couch wtf

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president

lemonnlisa:

t33nfemale:

NOOOOOOOooooooo lmfao


ewwwwwwwwww
10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch

i-am-whale:

my-invisible-angel:

nicalletteswigart:

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1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!

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1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR

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ALMOST 2

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2 Million!

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2.7 Million

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Almost 3 Million!!!!

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4 MILLION!!!!

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LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!

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Let’s get 5 million!!!

Instant reblog

I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH.

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WE NEED 7 MILLION

THE NOTES. OH GOD

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just about every person on tumblr.

THIRTEEN MILLION GUYS!!! 

14 FUCKING MILLION

vvaddles:

vvaddles:

club penguin is the only thing i have left

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nevermind

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.